Monday, May 31, 2010
Friday, May 28, 2010
What the Hell Theatre - 5/28
A Tampa second grader received the shock of her life after she received a DVD in class that contained hardcore home porn. Dana Hill says her daughter, Skyler, received the teacher's husband's porn collection instead of her second-grade class' digital yearbook.
The Milton, Vermont police recently arrested Georgia Castleman for leaving her children home alone while she went tanning. Police went to the home of the 27-year-old after receiving an anonymous tip. When they arrived, they found Georgia’s 1-year-old and 2-year-old locked in separate rooms in the dark. She now faces up to ten years in jail and a $10,000 fine.
Thursday, May 27, 2010
What the Hell Theatre - 5/27
The London police are looking for a man, who threw his pit bull at a cab driver. Bill Smith says the unidentified suspect became enraged when he told him he could not take his pit bull along for the ride. He tossed the dog at him before he was able to escape out a side door. Smith was able to jump back in his car and take off when the man pulled back on his dog's leash.
London's King's Lynn Library recently hired bouncers to keep the peace. Drunks, teens and homeless people began using the library after it expanded its hours. They had been verbally and physically harassing the staff until a group of hardcore doormen were hired. Since then, no incidents have been reported.
Wednesday, May 26, 2010
What the Hell Theatre - 5/26
A truck, carrying 17 million bees, overturned on Monday outside of Lakeville, Minnesota. Rescue crews used fire hoses to disperse the angry bees. The 7,000 hives were bound for Bauer Honey in northwestern Minnesota.
The Owensboro, Kentucky police recently arrested Benjamine A. Simmons for shoplifting. The 38 year-old stuffed a rack of ribs down his pants before leaving a Kroger grocery store. When confronted outside,Simmons jumped on his bike and peddled away until cops caught up with him later.
Four Wheatland, New York teens are recovering from a car crash. They were taken to the hospital after the driver passed out while holding his breath as part of a game. Their car ran off the road, hit a tree and then hit a large boulder. Alcohol was not involved in the crash.
Thursday, May 20, 2010
Wednesday, May 19, 2010
What the Hell Theatre - 5/19
Nicole April Kelly escaped from police custody last week. She hid inside a casket at the Brown Funeral Home in Mifflintown, Pennsylvania before being discovered. The funeral home owner held Kelly until police arrived and re-arrested her.
A Washington D.C. substitute teacher is in trouble for throwing a chair at seventh grader Tyrone Woods Jr.. The teacher thought he tossed jelly beans at him so he picked up a chair and tossed it at him on the gym floor. The student ended up with a fractured ankle.
Tuesday, May 18, 2010
What the Hell Theatre - 5/18
A student from China's Chongqing Technology and Business University recently got his arm stuck in a toilet while trying to retrieve his mobile phone. He was playing with it on the toilet when it accidentally dropped in.
A Hendersonville, Tennessee woman was arrested on Saturday for calling 911 to get a ride to Nashville. Jacqueline Gail Alexander told authorities she didn't need medical attention, but rather a ride because it was damp out and because she needed to go to bed. Alexander was charged with filing a false report.
Monday, May 17, 2010
What the Hell Theatre - 5/17
A California high school softball coach has apologized for requiring eight players to drink soda out of a team member's shoe. South Tahoe's Anneliese Neitling was so upset that the eight girls struck out during a game against Wooster High School she administered the punishment during a slumber party. She was reprimanded after a parent complained.
Kenneth Parkerson was recently arrested for trying to videotape a Coral Springs, Florida woman. The 28 year-old 'Peeping Tom' snuck onto a screened patio with his video camera before the woman saw him and yelled for her husband. UFC prize fighter Ireneusz Fajkis chased Parkerson onto his front lawn before severely beating him.
Whinnie Cooper does Maxim
You remember Danica McKellar from "The Wonder Years"... now she's a famous mathematician and, in Maxim.
More pics here
Thursday, May 13, 2010
What the Hell Theatre - 5/13
A Bedford County, Virginia teen, who sext messaged a female classmate, won't be walking in his high school's graduation ceremony. Aaron Merkey was initially suspended for 10 days before Liberty High's principal suspended him for the rest of the year. He is now suing various school officials for $200,000.
A 20 year-old Charles County, Maryland man recently called 911 to report he had been robbed of his watch and money. He told a dispatcher that a man put a gun to his head and that he needed the police to investigate. When officers arrived, they discovered the man did not have any minutes left on his phone and called 911 because it is free and because he needed a ride home. The 'victim' admitted he made up the robbery because he was tired of walking home. The free ride may cost him up to six months in jail.
Wednesday, May 12, 2010
What the Hell Theatre - 5/12
A drunk thief recently stole several cases of beer from a Tennessee gas station. He then attempted to return the brews because they weren’t cold enough. The clerk refused and called the police.
A Tennessee woman was recently arrested for forcing her 5-year-old son to smoke a cigarette. Deputy Cory Tidwell stopped the woman before she told him she forced her son to smoke because "she was teaching him not to smoke."
Tuesday, May 11, 2010
What the Hell Theatre - 5/11
The Lincoln, Nebraska police recently arrested the Toilet Paper Bandit. Joshua Nelson had been robbing convenience stores for weeks before being arrested this past weekend after knocking off another one. The 29 year-old wrapped his head in toilet paper and took out a knife before demanding money from a clerk. Nelson quickly fled before cops found a prescription pill bottle with his name on it near the scene of the crime.
Jeff Quattrocchi is recovering from being bit by an 8-foot-long alligator. The 45 year-old gator wrestler was performing a show at Florida's Cotee River Seafood Festival when the beast bit down on his right arm. He was transported to the Bayfront Medical Center by helicopter and reported to be in stable condition. The self-described "Swampmaster" says, " I bow to no man or beast, but respect all who rock before me."
Monday, May 10, 2010
What the Hell Theatre - 5/10
The Cincy police arrested Moriyyah Israel on Friday after she left her 3-year-old daughter alone in Walmart. She had no idea she was missing until a relative called and said she had seen the child on the news. Israel lost custody of her 11 minor children on Friday. They were temporarily placed with family members while she was charged with one count of endangering children.
A 23 year-old Moscow, Russia policeman recently died after shooting his nose off. Detectives say his gun discharged as he was scratching an itch with it. They found their fallen comrade in his apartment after he failed to show up for work.
Friday, May 7, 2010
What the Hell Theatre - 5/7
Cha Sa-soon recently passed her driver's test on her 950th attempt. The 68 year-old Seoul, South Korea woman spent $4,200 on lessons and fees. She passed by scoring the minimum 60 out of a possible 100 points. Cha had been trying to get her license since 2005.
A Miami International Airport security guard was charged with assault on Wednesday for attacking a co-worker who made fun of his small manhood as he passed through a new high-tech security scanner. Rolando Negrin confronted one of his co-workers in an employee parking lot, where he hit him with a police baton on the arm and back. He then made him kneel down and apologize.
Thursday, May 6, 2010
What the Hell Theatre - 5/6
Two Tampa twins are in jail after one brother tried to stand in for the other during a court date. 40-year-old Matthew Mauceri was scheduled to stand trial on Tuesday morning on a charge of scheming to defraud. His twin brother, Marcus, showed up instead and got busted when authorities checked his fingerprints. Marcus was sentenced to 179 days in jail for contempt of court. Matthew was also arrested when he finally showed up Tuesday afternoon.
A 66 year-old New Zealand golfer is recovering from falling off a cliff. The unidentified man was looking for his ball when he slipped and fell 100 feet below. Golf course employees called for help after they spotted his abandoned golf cart.
Politics in Action!
This is video of Florida State Senator Mike Bennett viewing some porn and videos of cute animals on his Senate-issued laptop computer during an abortion debate on the Senate floor.
Wednesday, May 5, 2010
What the Hell Theatre - 5/5
Andrea Huffman, of Cleveland, Ohio, was recently arrested for tying up her 8 year-old with Duct Tape. Her 15 year-old son called 911 and said, "My little brother is downstairs tied up to a table and he's trying to get out." Huffman's daughter told the police she would get beat if she didn't subdue her brother on a nightly basis. All nine children found living inside the home were placed in foster care.
Sheila Radziewicz is preparing to test for her black belt in taekwondo even though she was born without arms or kneecaps. The 32 year-old, who has thrombocytopenia-absent radius, or TAR syndrome, has been training for three years. Radziewicz also drives with her feet.
A 15-year-old Norwegian student was recently killed on a school field trip. His double decker school bus was speeding down a highway at 70 mph when he stuck his head out the window and struck an overpass. The student was airlifted to a hospital in Oslo where he declared dead on arrival.
Tuesday, May 4, 2010
What the Hell Theatre - 5/4
A SkyWest Airlines flight from Helena, Montana to Salt Lake City was diverted to Idaho Falls after a passenger began banging on the cockpit door, saying he was a space alien and wanted to fly the plane. Passengers restrained 32-year-old Matthew Kleindorfer before cops arrested him after the plane landed.
54-year-old Wang Xianjun eats "crispy and delicious" lightbulbs for breakfast. He downs them with water and started his unusual habit as a child. Wang thinks over the course of his life he has eaten 1,500 lightbulbs. Doctors recently examined him and found no evidence that eating lightbulbs has had any sort of negative effect on his health.
Monday, May 3, 2010
What the Hell Theatre - 5/3
Steven Simmons, a gym teacher at Citra, Florida's North Marion High School, was recently arrested for stealing money out of student lockers. He got busted after one of the students videotaped him stealing with his camera phone. He confessed after cops showed him the video. A school spokesman says it's possible the student who recorded the video could get in trouble because students are not supposed to use their phones during the day.
Christina Gamble, of Quakertown, Pennsylvania, was recently arrested for workers compensations fraud after private investigators watched her strip at C.R. Fanny’s Gentleman’s Club while on disability. The 43 year-old waitress claimed a back injury prevented her from standing and changing positions. Gamble has collected $22,727 in workers compensation and $4,118 in medical expenses since she told her former employer that she slipped and fell while working.
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