What the Hell Theatre - 8/31

A Joliet, Illinois woman recently blew up hercar. The 27 year-old was using a cigarette lighter to see how much gas was in a can when the flame ignited the fuel. The can exploded inside her car before she tried to push the vehicle away from some gas pumps. The car was five feet from the tanks and engulfed in flames when firefighters arrived.

The Ft Walton Beach, Florida police recently arrested Jerry Birmingham for using his girlfriend's 10 year-old nephew as his designated driver. Cops stopped the two after they saw their Ford truck driving on the wrong side of the road. Birmingham told cops the boy asked if he could drive because he had too much to drink. He was charged with felony child abuse.

Holy S#*T I finished!

(LEFT Joe Drury with McKay RIGHT, purple really isn't my color)
McKay, a lazy Radio DJ finishes 1/2 Ironman!? 1.2 Mile Swim - 56 Mile Bike - 13.1 Mile Run - 5 hours 23 minutes...PLUS! Over $5,000 raised for the Leukemia and Lymphoma Society!

Proof I finished # 384... more pictures to come.

McKay is on VACA

I'm on vacation this week, going to try the Ironman 70.3 in New Hampshire.
So i'll either feel like a superhero if I finish.... or cry like a baby.

Ha Ha Ha!

What the Hell Theatre - 8/19

The Colchester, Vermont police recently charged Joe Quigley with driving a snowmobile while under the influence. An officer stopped the 31 year-old after he caught him weaving on a dry road last Saturday. He was caught but could not offer a reasonable explanation about why he was driving a snowmobile on one of the hottest days of the year. The DUI was his fifth.

Luann McKinnley was recently arrested for stealing three pounds of bacon from her job at Perkins. The Stuart, Florida police charged the 52 year-old with shoplifting after finding the $11.16 slab in her bag. A co-worker turned her in.

NEW WEEZER!! Unreleased weezer here... released

Mary Kate Olsen looks AWFUL...

oh SH*T that's Steven Tyler!

What the Hell Theatre - 8/18

Alecia Coleman almost went to jail for assaulting someone with an uncooked piece of chicken. The 19 year-old was originally arrested for smearing chicken in someone's face during an argument. Yesterday, a New Hampshire judge agreed to dismiss the charges if she undergoes anger management counseling and stays out of trouble for a year.

Baby Flashed!

What the Hell Theatre - 8/17

Paul Lewis is lucky to be alive after both of his parachutes malfunctioned during a recent jump. The 20 year London skydiving vet was videotaping an amateur jumper when his main chute deployed and then failed at 3,000 feet. His backup chute also failed sending him straight down for nearly a half a mile. Lewis' life was saved when his second chute snagged on the pitched metal roof of an airline hangar. He was suspended in the air for an hour before firefighters could rescue him

How to ruin a hot picture, part 10

If the biggest breasts in the pic, aren't on a girl....
(look close)

How to ruin a hot picture, part 9

Scooby and Shaggy.... they don't approve

Check out what Roof A Thon looks like...

 

How to ruin a hot picture, part 8

Grandpa napping... gives me the shivers......

What the Hell Theatre - 8/13

A Three Rivers, Michigan man was recently arrested for barking at a K-9. Cops were investigating a disturbance at an apartment complex when the 26-year-old suspect "began to torment" the police dog that was inside the patrol car. When the dog became excited and "very aggressive" officers charged the man with disorderly conduct.


Pole dancing may become an event at the 2012 Olympic games. Collette Kakuk, the founder of the Pole Fitness Association, is leading the charge to have the 'sport' included. She says, “If you look at rhythmic gymnastics and figure skating, so many of the movements are similar to what we do on the pole. We have to shatter the taboo. The pole is just another fitness apparatus, like a vertical balance beam. Judges would note athletes based on criteria such as leg extension, flexibility, elevation, and control. We have 110,000 signatures on our petition.

How to ruin a hot picture, part 7

Good mothering part two...

What the Hell Theatre - 8/12

A man from China's Wuchang, Hubei province recently chopped off two of his fingers to prove to his wife that he wasn't going to gamble. The Chutian Jinbao News says the man maimed himself with a kitchen knife because his wife refused to let him leave the house because she thought was going to gamble away their rent.


Paul Caygill's pig recently ate a wedding ring. Anne Moon was visiting his London farm when she reached into Ginger's cage before the swine swallowed her $3,000 wedding ring. The ring was found but the diamond has not. Paul says he plans to spend the rest of the week sifting through dung.

How to ruin a hot picture, part 6

Good mothering... look closer...
"Mommy can I have my lunch now?"

ROOF A THON Update #1

Jim Bone and Michelle Taylor showing off their ROOF A THON 09 Shirts

Broadcasting from Wendys Davis Street in Moosic Exit 182 off of I-81

The bucket brigade working Davis street collecting donations for the American Red Cross

Engineer RJ and Zoey showing off their "I BLEED FOR 979X" shirts

Introducing the 2009 Roof A Thon Shirt

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What the Hell Theatre - 8/11

Xiao Song, of Changchun, China, says he can't get a girlfriend because he's too hairy. "I can't even wear T-shirts or shirts, since my hair is so hard that they penetrate through the material. The most frustrating thing is no girl wants to keep a relationship with me once they know my secret. And when one girl said she didn't care about that, her family forced her to split up with me because they were worried my condition could be passed on to our children."

A London court recently banned Hayden Williams from driving for six months because he allowed his poodle to steer his Ford truck. The 43 year-old was found guilty of failing to have proper control of his van and was also fined $100.

How to ruin a hot picture, part 5

Creepy weird fat kid....

What the Hell Theatre - 8/10

A five year-old Swedish boy is being hailed as a hero for saving his father's life. Dan Hed, who has no idea how to swim, jumped into an outdoor swimming pool in Falun before drifting out to the deep end. He eventually panicked and began screaming. His 5 year-old put on his inflatable armbands and swam out to his father to rescue him. Dan says his son hauled him to the side of the giant pool.

Inmates from the minimum-security wing of Florida's Hillsborough County Jail are selling their own hot sauce. "Jailhouse Fire Hot Sauce" comes in 3 flavors: "Original," "Smoke" and "No Escape" and is made with jail-grown peppers. The cons have made $10,000 since 2005. Each bottle costs $7.

How to ruin a hot picture, part 4

A "floater", enough said.

Keystone Vol Fire Co No 1 McAdoo PA

Click for their site. Below is a map to their 4th annual block party, going on this weekend.



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What the Hell Theatre - 8/7

A 20-year-old California woman is recovering from falling out of a fifth-story window at the Spanish Towers Apartments in Boulder, Colorado. She was visiting her sister when she downed "a couple of tequila shots, at least two lemonade vodka drinks and a couple of beers". A neighbor called 911 after they spotted the victim lying in the grass with a window screen near her. It's not clear if she rolled out of the window, crawled out of the window or walked out.

A morbidly obese man, named George Vera, is facing charges for smuggling a 9mm handgun and 2 clips all the way to the shower at the Houston city jail. Officials say the officer on duty failed to find the gun because it was sacked away in between two massive fat rolls. "We teach officers to lift up and look under. The officer may not have arrested anyone this big before and that the slip-up suggests that changes should be made, such as having officers use hand-held metal detectors."

How to ruin a hot picture, part 3

Dude in banana hammock in background

What the Hell Theatre - 8/6

63 year-old Larry Lowell and his wife recently burned down their Miami home after he dropped a cigarette in their bed during foreplay. The former fireman says they ran out of the house without any clothes on. "Now we've got no place to do it. I went out stark naked and she had her underwear on. We were ready to make love and everything happened at the same time. We lost everything."

The Boynton Beach, Florida police recently arrested a newlywed for allegedly hiring an undercover police officer to kill her husband of six months. Dalia Dippolito gave an informant $1,200 for a handgun and said she would pay him an additional $3,000 if he killed Michael Dippolito. Cops baited her by covering her home in crime tape and calling to say that her husband had been killed. Dalia broke down in tears and rushed to the police station where she learned that her husband was alive and in the next room.

A face for radio...

Wilkes-Barre Triathlon 8/2/09 - Run Course


Me on the bike leg of the Wilkes-Barre Triathlon 8/2/09

Photo taken from Dan Ellis's website. Click here for more. He's really
good with a camera!

How to ruin a hot picture, part 2

Creepy Dad in background

What the Hell Theatre - 8/5

The Tempe, Arizona police recently arrested Michelle Dawn Antone for pepper spraying her daughters. The 35 year-old got drunk on Sunday before she started acting aggressively toward her 15 and 10 year-old. The two girls left the house before returning around 6 p.m. That's when Antone pepper sprayed them because she was angry that they locked her keys in a room. Cops arrested her a short while later.

China's Jiujiang Zoo is giving its featured tiger, Jing Jing, Viagra in hopes he will mate with a four-year-old female named Qi Qi. A zoo spokesman says, "Qi Qi is the right age for mating, and it took us quite some time to find her such a mate. To improve her chances, we are providing Jing Jing with more nutritious food and also getting the vet to prescribe him some Viagra to heat things up."

How to ruin a hot picture, part 1

Creepy kid in background

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Demo gone WRONG!

What the Hell Theatre - 8/4

A 37 year-old Sussex, New Jersey man was recently transported to an Allentown hospital after passing out at Musikfest. Gregory Stone woke up in police custody after falling asleep in a porta potty because he drank too much. He was charged with public drunkeness.

Carson Corum, of Cumberland, Maryland, recently died after getting stuck in his apartment window. The 55 year-old, who lost his keys, climbed a fire escape, pushed aside an air conditioner and got stuck after attempting to slide through the window and into his apartment. Building manager Donald Donahoe said a neighbor saw legs dangling outside the window and assumed it was a prank. Sgt. Charles Goldstrom said the death appeared to be an accident.

HIGHLY DISTURBING VIDEO! with Babies!?

SINGING BABIES! from Everything Is Terrible on Vimeo.

What the Hell Theatre - 8/3

The Palm Bay, Florida police recently arrested Fiordaliza Collado-Ramirez for leaving her 4 and 5 year-old children at home while she went to work as a dancer at the Bare Assets Strip Club. A neighbor called 911 after seeing the 5-year-old girl on a balcony. A police spokesperson says Ramirez was arrested while at work.


A married Wisconsin man was recently attacked by his 3 mistresses. Therese Ziemann lured the unidentified man to a hotel where she blindfolded him and promised to massage his body. Once he was bound, she sent a text message to the other mistresses, Michelle Belliveau and Wendy Sewell, who then entered the room and slapped him before applying Krazy Glue to his manhood. Tracy M. Davis notified the women about each other after finding out her husband was sleeping with them. All of the women are being charged with assault and battery as well as false imprisonment.

The Kingsport, Tennessee police recently arrested Tracy June Musick for biting a Wal Mart employee. The 44 year-old was trying to leave a garden center without paying when she was confronted by a clerk. She bit the employee on the arm before fleeing. Musick was arrested on charges of theft and assault. $32 worth of stolen items were recovered from her purse.