Thursday, August 6, 2009

What the Hell Theatre - 8/6

63 year-old Larry Lowell and his wife recently burned down their Miami home after he dropped a cigarette in their bed during foreplay. The former fireman says they ran out of the house without any clothes on. "Now we've got no place to do it. I went out stark naked and she had her underwear on. We were ready to make love and everything happened at the same time. We lost everything."

The Boynton Beach, Florida police recently arrested a newlywed for allegedly hiring an undercover police officer to kill her husband of six months. Dalia Dippolito gave an informant $1,200 for a handgun and said she would pay him an additional $3,000 if he killed Michael Dippolito. Cops baited her by covering her home in crime tape and calling to say that her husband had been killed. Dalia broke down in tears and rushed to the police station where she learned that her husband was alive and in the next room.

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