Friday, February 26, 2010

What the Hell Theatre - 2/26

A Crestview, Florida woman was recently arrested for shoplifting chocolate milk from a Publix grocery store. A loss prevention officer called for help after watching the woman place cosmetic items in her purse. As she was being placed in the back of a patrol car, a cold bottle of Nesquik chocolate milk fell out of her pants.

A 32 year-old Memphis woman was recently arrested for running though her child's elementary school with a sword. The unidentified mother downed a 40 ounce bottle of malt liquor before trying to confront the parents of another child who had been in a spitting match with her child the previous day. Officers found the blade concealed inside a black cane.

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