Monday, January 24, 2011

What the Hell Theater - 1/24

Gena, a 14-year-old crocodile at an aquarium in the Ukraine, recently became sick after swallowing a cell phone. Rimma Golovk accidentally dropped her phone in Gena's tank and then realized she had swallowed it after it started ringing from inside her stomach. Golovk wants her SIM card back because it contains precious photos and contacts. Gena has not eaten or gone to the bathroom lately so her handlers are lacing her quail meat with vitamins and a laxative.
  
The Vancouver police are looking for Thomas James Newman, who met a woman on an online dating site before stealing her car. Police say the 36 year-old is a suspect in at least five other thefts, where a man dupes "unsuspecting women into going on dates before he allegedly steals their valuables at the first opportunity."

80-year-old Gerald Sanctuary recently found his Honda after losing it in 2008. The senior, who suffers from dementia, parked his car in a parking garage after a trip to the pharmacy. When he couldn't find it, he called for a ride home. His children went back to look for the car, but they too were unable to track it down and thought it had been stolen. An attendant recently noticed the car was unusually dirty and called the police. They then ran the plates and returned the car to Gerald.

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