What the Hell Theatre - 1/19
The Tampa police recently arrested Carlos M. Ventura for groping one of his tenants. The 67 year-old Tampa landlord kissed and inappropriately touched the woman before offering her free rent in exchange for sex. He was charged with battery, extortion and attempted sexual battery.
Elbert Sparks was recently arrested for shoplifting a shark from a Long Island pet store. The 30 year-old placed the beast under his coat before walking out. He raced home and dumped it in a tank before using a stolen credit card to buy an eel. Cops tracked Sparks down at his job where they arrested him and confiscated his pets.
The Tampa police recently arrested Carlos M. Ventura for groping one of his tenants. The 67 year-old Tampa landlord kissed and inappropriately touched the woman before offering her free rent in exchange for sex. He was charged with battery, extortion and attempted sexual battery.
Elbert Sparks was recently arrested for shoplifting a shark from a Long Island pet store. The 30 year-old placed the beast under his coat before walking out. He raced home and dumped it in a tank before using a stolen credit card to buy an eel. Cops tracked Sparks down at his job where they arrested him and confiscated his pets.
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