Friday, January 30, 2009

What the Hell Theatre - 1/30

A slew of transvestite escorts have descended upon Tampa for the Super Bowl. They say many of the trannys are hitting mainstream clubs and parties in hopes of snagging a date and a wallet. Detectives say before men decide to 'hook up' they should check to see if their date has an Adam's Apple or a deep voice.




Boulder County Colorado sheriff's deputies recently caught a fugitive, who was hiding in a suitcase. The officers went to a motel room where they greeted by a woman who had a restraining order against the man. She let the officers in and watched as they walked around the room looking for her ex. As the men were leaving one of them saw a suitcase start to move. 54-year-old Wayne Pierce tumbled out of the case as the deputies unzipped it. He was arrested for violation of the restraining order as well as other offenses.

An 88 year-old North Platte, Nebraska man was recently arrested for driving on the wrong side of the road. The senior took cops on a 40 mile journey before stop sticks flattened his tires. The man's wife sent him out for some groceries before he became disoriented and started driving in the opposite direction.

1 comment:

  1. about the trannies. the only real way to tell between a tranny and a real woman is the hands. check out the fingers, if the ring finger is shorter than the pointer finger she is a legit female. if the ring finger is longer than the pointer finger, your in for a penis of a surprise.

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