The Boynton Beach, Florida police recently arrested Jean Fortune for abusing the city's 911 system. The 66 year-old called emergency dispatchers to report that a local Burger King had run out of lemonade.
A Fort Walton Beach, Florida man was recently arrested for playing his electric guitar so loud that it caused his neighbor's fish to jump out of their tank. An Okaloosa County Sheriff's Deputy was about to let the noisy neighbor off with a warning until he said, "Who complained, that (expletive) downstairs? I did it on purpose because those mother (expletives) are always playing their (expletive) loud."
A 47 year-old Canadian man was recently arrested for poisoning his ex-girlfriend with peanut butter. He smeared it on her car door handle before she touched it and suffered an allergic reaction. The unidentified woman was treated and released from a hospital.
The Boynton Beach, Florida police recently arrested Jean Fortune for abusing the city's 911 system. The 66 year-old called emergency dispatchers to report that a local Burger King had run out of lemonade.
A Fort Walton Beach, Florida man was recently arrested for playing his electric guitar so loud that it caused his neighbor's fish to jump out of their tank. An Okaloosa County Sheriff's Deputy was about to let the noisy neighbor off with a warning until he said, "Who complained, that (expletive) downstairs? I did it on purpose because those mother (expletives) are always playing their (expletive) loud."
A 47 year-old Canadian man was recently arrested for poisoning his ex-girlfriend with peanut butter. He smeared it on her car door handle before she touched it and suffered an allergic reaction. The unidentified woman was treated and released from a hospital.
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