Wednesday, September 16, 2009

What the Hell Theatre - 9/16

A Wichita, Kansas couple was recently robbed while making love in a garbage dumpster. Police say the couple's unusual tryst was interrupted by two senior citizens who stole their shoes, jewelry and wallets. The 64 and 59 year-old suspects were found a short time later. All of the stolen property was returned.


A Claremont, California man almost burned down his apartment complex after trying to dry his wet jacket in a microwave. The complex's manager called 911 after he saw the burning microwave on the front lawn. The renter told police the fire started after he burnt his dinner. He then changed his story when they found his smoldering jacket.

Justin Chentnik was naked when he tracked down a man, who had just broken into his home and stolen his car keys. The Boulder, Colorado chef was sleeping when his roommate Laura ran into his room and splashed him with water before telling him that someone was stealing her car. He ran outside naked and and took the keys out of the car's ignition. Justin and the thief, Benjamin Smith III, began wrestling on the ground. Cops finally arrived and cuffed Smith.

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