Thursday, January 28, 2010

What the Hell Theatre - 1/28

Logan Campbell has opened a New Zealand brothel to pay for his training for the 2012 Olympics. The 23 year-old spent $460,000 preparing for the Beijing Olympics where he finished in the top 16 in the tae kwon do featherweight division. Logan says, "When people think of a pimp they think of a guy standing around on a street corner with gold chains. Pimps are more tough-type guys. I'm an owner of an escort agency.


Two 17-year-olds were recently arrested for stealing a fire truck. The pair were attending a juvenile diversion program in the Florida Keys when they took off in a Big Pine Key Fire Department truck. They were caught 90 miles away in only their underwear


A 21 year-old Chinese woman is planning to have plastic surgery in order to win back her boyfriend. He is obssessed with Jessica Alba and often demanded that she wear a blonde wig and copy Alba in every way. He dumped her because she removed the wig after people began laughing at her. The unidentified woman hopes changing her appearance to look like Alba will win her man back. "I love him very much. That's why I always followed his opinions. I don't want to lose him."

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