Monday, April 12, 2010

What the Hell Theatre - 4/12

Students at Ball State University, are being harassed by a bike riding butt slapper. Two women got spanked last week as they walked through campus. Ball State University has issued a public safety warning and is urging students and staff to refrain from traveling alone. The women described the bicycle as a 1950s-style bike, with large blue tires, and big round handlebars.

A London thief recently snatched a bag of dog waste from an elderly woman. He rode up on his bike, grabbed the bag and fled without realizing he'd mistaken her pooper scooper bag for her purse.

William Ferris recently called the Cincinnati police on a prostitute, who refused to have sex with him. He paid the woman $50 to meet in a White Castle bathroom. When the unidentified escort failed to fullfil William's fantasies he called 911 and claimed he had been robbed. Eventually, he cracked under questioning and admitted he lied.

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