Tuesday, May 11, 2010

What the Hell Theatre - 5/11

The Lincoln, Nebraska police recently arrested the Toilet Paper Bandit. Joshua Nelson had been robbing convenience stores for weeks before being arrested this past weekend after knocking off another one. The 29 year-old wrapped his head in toilet paper and took out a knife before demanding money from a clerk. Nelson quickly fled before cops found a prescription pill bottle with his name on it near the scene of the crime.

Jeff Quattrocchi is recovering from being bit by an 8-foot-long alligator. The 45 year-old gator wrestler was performing a show at Florida's Cotee River Seafood Festival when the beast bit down on his right arm. He was transported to the Bayfront Medical Center by helicopter and reported to be in stable condition. The self-described "Swampmaster" says, " I bow to no man or beast, but respect all who rock before me."

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