Wednesday, June 23, 2010

What the Hell Theatre - 6/23

Doctors recently replaced Shannon Elliott's missing thumb with her big toe. Last November, she lost her digit after she was hit by an exploding M-80 firecracker that was thrown from a moving car. Shannon's surgeon says, “When we took the clamps off everything and let the blood flow – and the toe went from pale to bright pink — there was applause in the room. It was such a great feeling.” Shannon says the only drawback to the surgery is that she can no longer wear flip flops.

Michelle Perrino has been sentenced to nine months in jail for setting her office on fire so she could go home early. The 40 year-old Tampa native got busted when she mentioned the fire started in a filing cabinet; a fact no other employee knew. Her friend tripped the main breaker so it would lose power and adjusted the phones so no calls could come in.

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