Friday, July 23, 2010

What the Hell Theatre - 7/23

A cheating German couple is recovering from falling out of an apartment window. The victims were making love on the window sill when they slipped and fell. Each suffered broken bones and head wounds and denied they were having sex. The lovers were taken to the same hospital where the woman’s husband is recovering from a fall. She told him, “We weren’t having sex. We were just fooling around. I can’t remember the fall anymore.”

Shawn Martines was taken to jail in his own handcuffs on Tuesday night. The 25 year-old Port Richey, Florida native flagged down a deputy and asked him to remove his handcuffs. He said he allowed a woman to put the cuffs on him because he thought they were fake. The deputy arrested Martines after he found a hypodermic needle and nine Xanax pills in his pockets.

The Midwest City, Oklahoma police are looking for a woman who robbed a McDonald's drive-thru while wearing a pair of women's panties on her face. Security cameras caught the woman running up to the unattended window before stealing cash out of the register

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