Friday, July 9, 2010

What the Hell Theatre - 7/9

The Des Moines, Iowa police recently arrested Robert Grimstad for riding his lawn mower while drunk. Deputies stopped the 38 year-old after they caught swerving all over the road. He told them that he was out on his mower picking up cans because he has great community spirit.



Antisa Khvichava turned 130 yesterday. She lives with her grandson in the former Soviet republic of Georgia and celebrated her big day with folk music , a cake, corn porridge and spiced chicken. Antisa says, "I've always been healthy, and I've worked all my life — at home and on the farm." She has a son, 10 grandchildren, 12 great grandchildren and six great, great grandchidren.

Mike Morateck won this year's world cricket spitting contest by spitting a dead cricket 21 feet and 2 inches. He says spitting a cricket is a science. "Pick a big cricket -- the heavier the cricket, the further it goes. Put the cricket in your mouth, feet first on its back with the head pointing out because you don't want the legs dragging on the way out. Then take a big breath through the nose -- otherwise you eat the cricket -- and let it fly."

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