Monday, September 20, 2010

What the Hell Theater - 9/20

Three grade schoolers from Cambridge, Massachusetts are recovering from pepper spraying themselves. The 9 year-olds found a can of mace on the playground before mistaking it for cologne. They sprayed their heads and necks before realizing they had doused themselves with pepper spray. The third and fourth graders were treated and released from a local hospital.

Sheryl A. Urzedowski was so drunk during her September 9th DUI stop that she thought she was modeling again and proceeded to strut as if she was on a catwalk. An Orland Park, Illinois police officer says, "She walked up and down the line with hands on her hips three additional times. Urzedowski also offered to perform a gymnastics maneuver." Sheryl pleaded with the arresting officer to read her “the Amanda rights."

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