Friday, September 3, 2010

What the Hell Theater - 9/3

Ryan Burke is facing five years in jail for placing a hair in a policeman's breakfast sandwich. The 27 year-old was working at a Jersey Shore diner when he deposited one of his body hairs in the officer's turkey, egg and cheese bagel. Police believe the hair was in retaliation for traffic citations the same officer gave Burke in March of 2009. Burke will be arraigned on October 4th.



A Northwest Philadelphia man is in extremely critical condition after being run over by a car he was trying to push up a hill. The man's girlfriend was steering his disabled 1996 Volvo sedan when he got tired, lost his balance and the car rolled backwards over him. He was dragged 30 feet before his car hit another vehicle and came to a halt.


Penn State's Nittany Lion mascot, Clint T. Gyory, has been suspended for the first four games of the season for getting a DUI. Cops found the 20 year-old passed out in the bed of a truck. He blew a .187 and was cited for public drunkenness and criminal mischief. Gyory replaced James Sheep, after he was charged with a DUI.

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