Monday, October 12, 2009

What the Hell Theatre - 10/12

Timothy Allen Davis is recovering from shooting himself in the butt. The Ft Myers, Florida man was digging through a drawer to grab a shirt, when his semi-automatic hand gun flipped in the air, landed and discharged. He had no idea he had been hit until his sister noticed blood coming out of his pants. Davis was rushed to a hospital for treament.

The Mexico police recently arrested two clowns for robbing a jewelry store. The suspects burst into the Guadalajara shop before making off with $900,000 worth of diamonds and gems. The clown costumes were later found in an abandoned car. Cops caught the men when one of the suspects confessed to the crime.

A 77-year-old man recently lost his arm after he was attacked by an alligator while golfing. The unidentified victim was on a South Carolina course when he was attacked while bending down to grab a ball. The 10-foot alligator dragged the man into a pond where it performed several death rolls. The man's friends were able to rescue him but not before the beast tore off his arm. Some golf course workers killed the gator and removed the victim's arm from its stomach. The arm was stored in a cooler in the hopes of re-attaching it.

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