Tuesday, August 24, 2010

What the Hell Theatre - 8/24

Surgeons in China are planning to remove a tumor from the nose of 'The Hippo Man'. Fei Jianjun spends most of his time inside his home because his appearance frightens his neighbors. Superstitious villagers believe they will fall ill if they look at him. A year ago, a small bump developed on Fei's nose. Now, that bump has grown into a giant tumor that covers so much of his face that his eyes have been pushed onto the side of his head.

Al Stults Jr. has been banned from Safeway grocery stores for a year for telling a deli clerk that he likes large breasts. He says he was talking about chicken breasts and not her. The 61 year-old pointed at the breasts and said, "I like the large ones." The store manager called the police the next time he returned. The Colorado police department issued Al a trespassing notice and banned him for a year.

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