Wednesday, August 4, 2010

What the Hell Theatre - 8/4

Georgia Bulis-Gray recently fended off a home intruder by kicking him in the groin. The 12 year-old Londoner says the intruder entered through a kitchen door. "He smiled at me and I thought, 'I do not want him thinking I am just a helpless little girl.' I kicked him very hard. He groaned and then ran out of the side gate. I ran to the front door to make sure he did not run into anyone else's house.

Crystal Whitaker recently left her 10-month-old behind after shoplifting from a JC Penney's store in South Florida. The 23 year-old and her friend stole merchandise from the junior's department before fleeing. An employee followed them out the door and found the 10-month-old standing on the sidewalk next to the stolen merchandise and Whitaker's purse. The Florida Department of Children and Family Services picked up the abandoned child, while Whitaker was released on her own recognizance.

The Waterloo, Iowa police recently arrested Carl Herold for disturbing the peace. The 62 year-old became annoyed with his neighbor's 'hippy music' so he bought an air horn from an old dump truck, pointed it at his neighbor's house, and started blowing it. Neighbors called the police within minutes. The arresting officer could hear the horn blasts from five blocks away. He arrested Herold when he refused to stop blowing his horn.

The Boise, Idaho police recently arrested Chris P. Collins for attacking a soda pop machine with a hatchet. Motel guests called 911 after they saw the 47 year-old walking down a hall with the axe. When cops arrived, Collins told them he attacked the Pepsi machine because he thought someone was trapped inside. Officers cuffed him after finding meth in his room.

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