Monday, August 23, 2010

What the Hell Theatre - 8/23

A 6 year-old Ocala, Florida boy called 911 after his drunk parents passed out. He told a dispatcher that his father was asleep on the floor near his bed and his mother was sleeping on the kitchen floor. The little boy poured milk on his mother in an attempt to wake her up. Michael Dean Patrick and his wife, Nicole, were charged with child neglect.


Ray Reeder and his girlfriend recently lent her childhood friend $2,000 to buy a Saturn. When the friend failed to pay them back, he and his friends repossessed the car and sawed it in half. Ray says, "We never heard nothing. After we saw them, we tried to be nice and said, 'You still owe us $2,000; just pay us a $10-a-month thing.' She started with bad language. My nephew had a ball cutting it in half. We went through $40 in saw blades, but it's better than going to jail."


Robert Livingstone was recently arrested for attempting to steal more than $300,000 worth of jewelry from a display cabinet at Perth's Burswood Casino. The 29 year-old hid the gems in his butt before the Australia police apprehended him and found the jewels during a full body cavity search.

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