Wednesday, March 30, 2011

What the Hell Theater - 3/30

Police said a Dover Township, Pennsylvania, man allegedly trying to steal a bag of shrimp from a supermarket was arrested with the frozen bag of seafood stuffed in his pants. A store security officer and a customer at the Weis Market detained Brian Troy McDaniel last week. The store officer told police he saw the suspect enter the frozen foods section of the store and take two packages of shrimp from the freezer. McDaniel then allegedly "proceeded to pull the front of his jeans away from his body and deposit one of the bags of shrimp into his crotch area," police said. Police did not say what McDaniel did with the other bag of shrimp.


A condom maker is taking the truism "sex sells" very literally. A new line of the contraceptives puts advertising not just on the wrapper, but the latex itself. Graphic Armor Inc.'s new Picture Condoms meet all FDA requirements and claims they're the first to feature full-color images on the latex. They're starting with a condom branded with the rock band Kiss that shows Gene Simmons' tongue unfurled. The creators are in talks with entertainment companies, energy drinks and designers to put logos and messages on the condoms.

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