Thursday, December 11, 2008

What the Hell Theatre Stories - 12/11

A New Jersey mall Santa is recovering from being bit by a bobcat. Jonathon Bebbington was playing St Nick at a PetsMart store when a woman placed the large cat on his lap. It got spooked by some barking dogs and savaged his hand and wrist.

A Honolulu highway was covered in underwear and lingerie yesterday morning after 8 boxes of clothing fell off the back of a Gap delivery truck. Bras in different colors and sizes covered a quarter mile stretch. No accidents occurred as a result of the mishap.

The Ouachita Parish Sheriff's Office recently arrested Brittany Phillips for stabbing her 35 year-old boyfriend in the mouth a knife. The 19-year-old Louisiana woman became upset when Todd Stewart refused to make love to her and left their bedroom for the couch. She followed him out to the living room where she stabbed him in the lip with a knife.

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