Wednesday, December 17, 2008

What the Hell Theatre Stories - 12/17

The Pharr, Texas police recently arrested a 55 year-old man after a 9 year-old girl wrote a letter to Santa where she asked for the perv to stop touching her and her sister. A monitor from Cesar Chavez Elementary School called the police, who interviewed the girl before arresting Andrees Cantu. If convicted, he faces up to 99 years in prison.
Scott Zollinger recently resigned as coach of the Lancaster High School (Ohio) girls basketball team after he accidentally sent an inappropriate text message to his players. The message was intended for a former player. It read: "Didn't c any tan lines in that pic. U were layin out on the nude beach weren't u! Have a great day. Iluvmshhh."
More and more people under the age of 40 are being buried with their cell phones. When Manhattan criminal defense attorney John Jacobs died, his wife placed a fully charged phone in his casket so she could call him. She also had his cell phone number carved onto his headstone so others could call him. “Some people will call the deceased just as they’re lowering the coffin into the ground. It’ll be prearranged and you’ll hear a faint ring. It’s like the new version of ‘Taps’ for people who are identified as being on the phone all the time.”

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