What the Hell Theatre - 12/22
Maryland high schoolers have been using Montgomery county's new Speed Camera Program to prank their friends and enemies. Cops say the jokers Xerox license plates before purposely driving through red lights. The plate's true owner then receives a $40 citation in the mail. A person "wins" the 'Speed Camera Pimping Game' when his or her victim racks up enough points to have their license suspended.
Bristol Palin's future mother-in-law, Sherry Johnston, got busted in an undercover drug raid on Friday. Alaska State Troopers charged her with six felony counts of misconduct, involving a controlled substance. Sarah Palin is refusing to comment.
Shane Sartin recently used Christmas lights to escape from a Webster County, Missouri jail. The 17-year-old was in the exercise area when he opened a third floor window, tied the string of lights to some equipment and began climbing down the side of the building. He injured his back after the string of lights snapped and he fell to the ground. Sartin was arrested a short time later.
British doctors are treating at least 10 people a week for Wii related injuries. Dr Dev Mukerjee, of Broomfield Hospital, says, “There has been a 100 per cent increase in patients complaining of Wii-itis. I’ve seen many patients aged between eight and 13 — and I’ve seen adults. People who are double-jointed are most likely to suffer from Wii-knee — and in extreme cases the knee cap can be dislocated or can even pop out.”
The Naples, Florida police recently arrested a Wal Mart Santa for making lewd comments towards women. 63 year-old Donald Bohn questioned one woman about her virginity while another customer told cops he talked to her about his genitals and pleasing women. An officer found Bohn singing "Like A Virgin" in the customer service area. He told him, “I might talk to a lot of people. I’m a lonely man. I don’t have a lot of friends around here. I have a lovely wife, but I don’t know what to do with myself during the day.”
Maryland high schoolers have been using Montgomery county's new Speed Camera Program to prank their friends and enemies. Cops say the jokers Xerox license plates before purposely driving through red lights. The plate's true owner then receives a $40 citation in the mail. A person "wins" the 'Speed Camera Pimping Game' when his or her victim racks up enough points to have their license suspended.
Bristol Palin's future mother-in-law, Sherry Johnston, got busted in an undercover drug raid on Friday. Alaska State Troopers charged her with six felony counts of misconduct, involving a controlled substance. Sarah Palin is refusing to comment.
Shane Sartin recently used Christmas lights to escape from a Webster County, Missouri jail. The 17-year-old was in the exercise area when he opened a third floor window, tied the string of lights to some equipment and began climbing down the side of the building. He injured his back after the string of lights snapped and he fell to the ground. Sartin was arrested a short time later.
British doctors are treating at least 10 people a week for Wii related injuries. Dr Dev Mukerjee, of Broomfield Hospital, says, “There has been a 100 per cent increase in patients complaining of Wii-itis. I’ve seen many patients aged between eight and 13 — and I’ve seen adults. People who are double-jointed are most likely to suffer from Wii-knee — and in extreme cases the knee cap can be dislocated or can even pop out.”
The Naples, Florida police recently arrested a Wal Mart Santa for making lewd comments towards women. 63 year-old Donald Bohn questioned one woman about her virginity while another customer told cops he talked to her about his genitals and pleasing women. An officer found Bohn singing "Like A Virgin" in the customer service area. He told him, “I might talk to a lot of people. I’m a lonely man. I don’t have a lot of friends around here. I have a lovely wife, but I don’t know what to do with myself during the day.”
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