Thursday, June 11, 2009

What the Hell Theatre - 6/11

Kayte Taylor recently used a 12-pack of Miller Lite to catch a pickpocket. She and three girlfriends were buying beer at a market when the suspect bumped into her and snatched her wallet. As he ran outside to hop on his bike. Just as her attacker was about to gain speed she tossed the beer and nailed him in the head. Taylor and her girls jumped on the man before holding him down for the cops.

A Madrid, Spain trade union is suing a local bakery for allegedly tossing out a severed arm. Employee Franns Rilles was working on a kneeding machine when his arm got sucked into its teeth. As he was being taken to a hospital someone tossed his arm into the garbage. The bakery then cleaned their machinery and continued production. Police found the arm the next day, but doctors were unable to reattach it.

Huang Yung-tien has been sentenced to five months in prison for stealing a politician's toupee during a speech. Nationalist Party lawmaker Chiu Yi was speaking to a large crowd in Taiwan when the 50 year-old ran up and yanked his rug off his head. Huang reportedly attacked him because he supports his main competitor.

A 40 year-old Israeli woman recently disposed of a mattress that contained $1 million in cash. The unidentified daughter wanted to surprise her mother so she purchased a new bed for her while taking her old one to a dump. She was stunned when her mother told her that the mattress was stuffed with large bills. The daughter has been at the dump since Tuesday looking for the mattress.

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