Monday, June 8, 2009

What the Hell Theatre - 6/8

The Lacrosse, Wisconsin police recently arrested Margaret Bachop for lewd and lascivious behavior. The drunk 41 year-old stripped down to her bra and thong panties before using a Slip ’n Slide with her neighbor's 5-year-old boy. As soon as she heard sirens she ran into her yard and wrapped herself in some bed sheets. Bachop violated a court order not to consume alcohol.

The Maine police recently charged Danforth Ross with operating a lawn mower while under the influence of alcohol. Vassalboro Trooper Joe Chretien was flagged down by several motorists who complained about Ross' eratic driving on some main roads. The 51 year-old and his friend were arrested after exiting a variety store with two cases of beer. Ross told cops he hopped on a mower because his driver's license had been revoked

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