Monday, November 16, 2009

What the Hell Theatre - 11/16

An Elizabethtown, Tennessee woman was recently charged with a DUI after she mistook a police officer for a Sonic car hop. The woman was swerving all over the road before she pulled into the fast food restaurant and passed out behind the wheel. When Elizabethton Police Officer Sarah Ellison woke her up, she handed her a $20 bill and tried to place an order.

Customs officials in Spain recently confiscated $1.5 million worth of fake cigarettes. Twelve smugglers replaced the expensive tobacco with rabbitt droppings. One of the officials says, "They stunk. They smell just as you'd imagine burning poo to smell. They not only smell bad, but the toxic chemicals they give off are pure poison."

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