Monday, November 9, 2009

What the Hell Theatre - 11/9

Calvin Hoover recently called the Salem, Oregon police to report that someone had stolen his marijuana. He told the 911 dispatcher that he while he was partying at the Freeloader Tavern, a thief broke into his truck, stole $400 cash, a jacket and about 3/4 of an ounce of marijuana, valued at $180. Deputy Ryan Clarke arrested the 21 year-old after he called back to complain that no officers had arrived on the scene.

A 9 year-old Charleston, West Virginia boy is being hailed as a hero for breaking up a carjacking. His mother pulled into a convenience store where she left the engine running and her four children, ages 9, 3, 19 months and 4 months, strapped into their car seats. Jonathan Martin jumped into the car and tried to start it before the 9 year-old grabbed the keys out of the ignition and got punched in the head. Martin tried to flee but fell in the middle of the street where he was captured.

92-year-old James C. Kennedy has been elected to a fifth term as Mayor of South Coatesville, Pennsylvania. He won his re-election bid by an 85-59 margin. Kennedy says he is looking for grants that will help him avoid raising taxes.

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