Wednesday, November 25, 2009

What the Hell Theatre - 11/25

The Austin, Minnesota police recently arrested Robert Christgau for driving while under the influence and child neglect. The 56 year-old got bombed before he allowed the 7 year-old he was babysitting to ride on the roof of his car while he drove around in circles in his apartment parking lot. Police found an open can of beer and discovered that Christgau had a blood alcohol level of 0.14.

A 39 year-old trucker was recently arrested outside of an Indianapolis strip club. He left his 5-year-old son in a tractor-trailer while he went for a drink. The unidentified father then called 911 to report that his truck had been stolen and his child was missing. Police found the boy watching cartoons inside the cab and said his dad was too drunk to remember where he had parked. The keys were in the ignition, and the doors were unlocked.

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