Do you, Black Ops?

Hi, My name is McKay... and im an Ops-Aholic.
That's how we start these meetings, right?

My PS3 gamer ID: McKay979X
Clan: 979X

I'll see you out there, Happy Hunting.

Collection of Fail - November Edition

What the Hell Theater - 11/30

A 100-year-old Milwaukee Walmart greeter is recovering from being assaulted by a customer. Lois Speelman was shoved after she tried to stop a woman to determine if she'd paid for items that were in the lower part of her shopping cart. She says, "I'm bruised a little, but I'm able to go back to work Thursday." Speelman started greeting at the store when she was 90. She retired at 95, but came back at 97 after her only living son died. Speelman continues to work an average of 34 hours a week.

An army of Brazilian cops recently raided the Rio headquarters of one of the country's most notorious drug lords. They found 10 tons of pot, assault rifles, a missile and a Justin Bieber mural. Sources say the drug kingpin loves his music.

Leslie Nielson Died!? Surely you can't be serious!

What the Hell Theater - 11/29

Two University of Colorado graduates have launched a new company called Hangover Helpers. Marc Simon and Alex Vere-Nicoll deliver breakfast burritos and Gatorade the morning after a party and also clean up any garbage or messes. They charge $15 per roommate.

Paul Bechtel was recently arrested for giving his soon-to-be-ex-wife Rebecca the middle finger during a court appearance in Sacramento. The two were attending a court hearing when deputies placed him in cuffs for violating a restraining order that called for no communication with Rebecca. Giving someone the finger, authorities said, is a form of communication.

What the Hell Theater - 11/24

The NYPD recently arrested Salvatore LaRosa and a friend for stealing dough from the owners of Brother's Pizzeria. They followed the owners home before donning masks and confronting them in their driveway. The owners handed over a bag of dough before LaRosa ran off with what he thought was loads of cash. He was later arrested.

A 22-year-old exotic dancer, named Sasha Siganoff, called the LAPD after a customer demanded a refund for a poor lapdance. When she and her bodyguard tried to leave the unhappy client's home he brandished a crowbar and demanded his money. Although police say that no crime was committed, Siganoff was arrested on an outstanding warrant for not having an escort services permit.

Green Lantern looks good...

What the Hell Theater - 11/23

Londoner Dave Ismay recently spent his life savings on his Bucket List after he was told he was going to die. Eight weeks after his diagnosis and spending spree, doctors changed their minds and said he didn't have liver cirrhosis and was going to be fine. The 64 year-old splurged on a trip to Australia and a new Mercedes. He never had cirrhosis of the liver, but does have a treatable hereditary condition called haemochromatosis; which is an overload of iron in his blood.

A 25 year-old Fort Worth, Texas teacher may be pregnant with a student's child. Jennifer Riojas is in police custody and is accused of having sex with the 16 year-old Carter-Riverside High School student. She was arrested after the student came forward fearing he may be the father of her baby. He said they had sex in hotels and in a hospital bed as he was recovering from a football injury. The baby's paternity has not been established.

What the Hell Theater - 11/22

Dorothy Elam recently purchased a Samsung Smartphone for her grandson that was loaded with porn. She says she bought the phone from T-Mobile as part of a 'buy one get one free' promotion. T-Mobile may have accidentally sold a refurbished phone as 'new'.

Bobby J. Fawcett and his friend were recently hunting in Ohio's Buck Creek State Park when he shot another hunter after mistaking him for a squirrel. The victim was bow-hunting for deer. Fawcett and his hunting partner immediately called 911. When cops arrived, they smelled alcohol on his breath and tested his blood alcohol level. Fawcett blew a .12 before being charged with using weapons while intoxicated and negligent assault. The victim, who was not identified, was treated and released from the hospital the next day.

Things in the 97.9X studio...

97.9X's own, Marilyn Mannequin

What the Hell Theater - 11/19

Kristina Ross was recently arrested after she posed as a doctor and then tricked two women into having their breasts examined by her at a Boise, Idaho nightclub. Cops say she introduced herself as a plastic surgeon, named Berlyn Aussieahshowna, and gave out the phone number of a real plastic surgeon. The real doctor's office called the police after they began receiving tons of calls from Ross' victims. If convicted, she could face a maximum of five years in prison and a fine of up to $10,000.

The Vancouver police recently arrested a thief after he tried to rob a Duffins Donuts store. Officers were called to the store at 2 a.m.. When they arrived the found the unidentified thief drunk and bleeding on the floor. He fell on a butcher knife during his robbery attempt and injured himself. Cops took him to the hospital, then quickly hauled him over to jail.

What the Hell Theater - 11/18

Firebox.com is selling replicas of the 1960's Batmobile. The $200,000 car features 'rocket exhaust' flame throwers, custom leather seats, a push-button ignition, working lights, roll-top dashboard doors, a flashing red beacon, an automatic Batbeam antenna grid and a glowing Detect-a-Scope radar screen. Newer accessories include a six-speaker sound system, a dash-mounted DVD player and electric actuators that open the hood and trunk.

A Russian woman was recently arrested after she called the police and told them her daughter was a suicide bomber. Cops descended upon a Morocco-bound jet where they arrested the young woman. After being questioned, she was released and permitted to continue on her way. The mother was arrested amd told cops she lied because she didn't want her daughter eloping.

Guess who's got an internet stalker?

Yesterday got an email from a girl who sounds NOT AT ALL like a spammer!  She genuinely sounds like a person who just wants a pen pal, and not my credit card number.  Heres the first email she sent me.

Well, here's what I wrote back to her.  She then, amazingly, responded back, WITH PICTURES!

From: McKay@979x.com  To: daniprivate66@yahoo.co.nz
Dani,


Thank you so much for writing, i've been so lonely and a friend from a distance would make the days seem more bearable.

I appreciate that your intentions are pure, as are mine. I hope that meets with your attention as well.

Your god fearing perfect friend,
McKay


Here's the non spammer email I already got from her, with pictures.

Wednesday, November 17, 2010 10:50 PM 

To: daniprivate66@yahoo.co.nz From: McKay@979x.com

Hello,

I am happy to have a reply from you, to be frank with you I never knew why I was doing this, for my age am 30 years old girl, now you have made my dream a reality by responding back, once again thank you for taking you time to email me back, I know that you will be wondering where I got your contact information from, but I want you to know that I was browsing through the internet and I saw your email address and I just wrote you, and now you replied back and I am happy. Please I want to apologies if I intrude in your privacy, just know that I am here for good. I still don’t know quite well how this is going to work out between us, but I want us to give it trial. I send you my pictures and I pray you see them and like me and then I will expect yours, please feel free with me and tell me more about your self and I will do the same, I believe we can take it on from here.

I will be waiting to hear from you soon.

Once again thanks for taking your time to write me back.

Yours Dani

Olympic Pop A Shot Baller

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Met the girl of my dreams, from a random email.

Got this in my email box today, I'll let you know when the wedding is.



Hi,

I know that you will be surprise at receipt of this email from me to you. I don’t know how you will react after reading this email to you,but I do hope that it makes sense to you and it meat favorably to your attention. First I am Dani Lennie from the republic of Angola in the Southern Part of Africa.I am lady, My aim of writing you is for us to be friends a distance friend and from there we can take this to next level, I write this with the purest of intentions and I do hope that it meets with your attention, what I seek here is a God fearing friend that will understand me and I will understand you and together be perfect friends. I am not a player and do not seek a player too.Please reply back as I have hope that I will hear from you soon.
Thank you for your time.
Your Dani.

I'll be responding to her, and sharing our email exchanges here on my blog... feels like love kids!

A Portland, Oregon man is lucky to be alive after his home caught on fire. He ran out of his shower and into the street before running back inside his burning home to put some pants on. Neighbors called 911. It took an hour to extinguish the flames.

The Washington, Pennsylvania police recently arrested Robert Spriggs for stealing two rings from his 81 year-old mother. He was visiting her on Sunday when he swallowed both of them. Each ring is valued at $30,000. Officers are waiting for Spriggs' digestive system to produce the rings. He is currently being held in a cell without a flushable toilet.

You missed out!

If you missed the Shinedown show @ the Scranton Cultural Center last night.  You dropped the ball.  Here's a few shots of what you missed.

Funeral Protest in NEPA?

SO, here's the info i've gotten so far.


There's a church group from Kansas protesting a NEPA Mililtary Funeral for SPC Dale Kridlo of Hughestown tomorrow at the St John the Evangelist church in Pittston. Funeral is set for 9:45am.

They're sole purpose is to make a mockery of the death of someone who gave their life, in the service of THEIR, YOUR, OUR country.

There is another group of people, who will be meeting @ the old Wal Mart location in Pittston @ 8am WEDNESDAY (tomorrow) morning. THIS group would like to peacefully say hello to the members of the church from Kansas, and tell them to go home.

This will be a peaceful demonstration, that I urge people to attend, as well as spread the word about.

Piano Fail

What the Hell Theater - 11/16

A Snohomish County, Washington sheriff's sergeant has been placed on paid administrative leave for allegedly making love while on duty. The unidentified cop left his two-way radio on while having sex in his patrol car. Dispatchers and others heard a 10-second radio transmission of what sounded like a woman moaning. When the dispatcher asked the officer if everything was OK he responded, "YES". An investigation into the sounds and allegations is expected to be completed in two to three weeks.

New Castle, New York Councilman Michael Wolfensohn recently called the police on teens Andrew DeMarchis and Kevin Graff for selling cupcakes, cookies, brownies and Rice Krispie treats without a permit. Kevin's mother, Laura Graff, says the teens are "good kids" who were scared by the police call. Wolfensohn says rules are rules, but concedes calling the police might have been a bit extreme.

I wanna go to Dick's house too!

What the Hell Theater - 11/15

Joshua Simon Ashby was recently sentenced to four months in jail for posting a naked photo of his ex-girlfriend on Facebook. The 20 year-old New Zealander also threatened to kill his former mate and destroyed two of her favorite dresses. Ashby said his motive for his actions was revenge.

The Manchester, New Hampshire police had an easy time arresting Bonnie Usher after she robbed a pharmacy. A witness watched her toss the stolen items in her car before driving off. He also saw her vanity plates which read "B-USHER." Bonnie Usher was arrested at her home. Police recovered stolen money and found a ski mask tossed from the car.

NAKED GRANDMA!

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What the Hell Theater - 11/12

A Norwegian nurse, named Cathrine Ashima, was recently told she would not be allowed to join the national police force because she has a great body and because she used to work as a nude model. She says, "'During the interview one of the women on the board held up some nude pictures of me and started waving them in my face. I think it's too bad that someone in the police thinks I am unfit to be a police officer because of my great body. It's just terrible political correctness." Cathrine has now reportedly sought legal help and intends to challenge the board’s decision.

An Italian couple's marriage has been annulled because the wife contemplated having an affair. Italy's highest court ruled that even though the woman never actually committed adultery there was sufficient grounds for an annullment because she thought about it. The wife is not entitled to any alimony from her former husband.

What the Hell Theater - 11/11

Richard Williams was recently arrested by some Volusia County FL Sheriff's after he tried to escape from his work detail on a lawn mower. He sped off when his supervisor's back was turned. A deputy spotted Williams about 10 minutes later. He was still riding the mower. Williams was taken into custody and charged with escape.

The Uniontown, Pennsylvania police recently detained a new father because he lit up a marijuana joint, instead of a cigar, to celebrate his child's birth. A nurse called 911 after she smelled the marijuana in the break area. The pothead told cops, "I'm having a baby and wanted to get a buzz" and then pulled a bag of marijuana from his shoe. The man was released to a family member and made to leave the hospital.

What the Hell Theater - 11/4

Matthew Nieveen, who dressed as a Breathalyzer machine for Halloween, was arrested for drunk driving early Monday. The Nebraska police stopped the 19 year-old after they spotted him driving erratically. His blood alcohol level was more than twice the state’s .08 limit. A search of his truck turned up a bottle of vodka and beer.

Victor Gradowski is being inducted into White Castle's "Cravers Hall of Fame" for eating at the restaurant every Friday for the past four years. The November 16th ceremony will take place in Columbus, Ohio. Victor says, "I feel very, very honored, very excited. It's almost like a dream come true. I will never be President; I will never be a football player. But I am a White Castle Hall of Famer."

Best Sport Ever. Not really.

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What the Hell Theater - 11/3

An 18-month-old French boy is ok after falling seven floors and bouncing off a Paris cafe awning into the arms of a passer-by. Philippe Bensignor, who caught the boy, says, "My son saw a little boy on a balcony. He had gone right outside the railing... I said to myself I mustn't miss him. I had time to move from side to side to get in the right position/ The little boy was fine. He cried a little bit but calmed down straightaway." An official involved in investigating the incident said the boy had been left alone in the family apartment with his sister. His parents were taken into custody.

Fencing!

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What the Hell Theater - 11/2

Jan-Friederick Bredenhand was recently killed by a pack of lions at a wildlife park in South Africa. The 30 year-old got drunk at an all-night party before climbing the fence around the lion's cage. He was pulled in by the beasts and devoured. Tourist Veluchia Hassim says, "We ran to the encampment. It was horrific."

A Southwest Airlines flight to Jacksonville was delayed after a flight attendant spotted white powder leaking from a box in an overhead bin. The plane was immediately evacuated as a hazardous materials team boarded to investigate. Testing determined the substance was not dangerous, and the powder's owner was only guilty of having athlete's foot.

What the Hell Theater - 11/1

A teacher from Greenfield Elementary in Cape Breton, Nova Scotia has been disciplined for allegedly taping a first-grader to a chair. The girl's mother was outraged and demanded the teacher be punished and the school apologize. 

A coach from a  soccer team from Peru is in trouble for spiking an opponent's drinks. During a timeout, players from the opposing team began drinking from water bottles given to them by the coaching and medical staff of their opponents. 3 players all collapsed within minutes of each other. Hospital tests showed that the players had traces of benzodiazepine, a drug used to treat insomnia, in their blood.

No one should wear spandex....

My buddy Joe rocking a home made Dare Devil costume

Joe was also responsible for putting me in a solid spandex spiderman

I would like to apologize to everyone who had to see me wearing

a 100% spandex suit.... sorry.