What the Hell Theater - 11/19

Kristina Ross was recently arrested after she posed as a doctor and then tricked two women into having their breasts examined by her at a Boise, Idaho nightclub. Cops say she introduced herself as a plastic surgeon, named Berlyn Aussieahshowna, and gave out the phone number of a real plastic surgeon. The real doctor's office called the police after they began receiving tons of calls from Ross' victims. If convicted, she could face a maximum of five years in prison and a fine of up to $10,000.

The Vancouver police recently arrested a thief after he tried to rob a Duffins Donuts store. Officers were called to the store at 2 a.m.. When they arrived the found the unidentified thief drunk and bleeding on the floor. He fell on a butcher knife during his robbery attempt and injured himself. Cops took him to the hospital, then quickly hauled him over to jail.