Wednesday, March 11, 2009

What the Hell Theatre - 3/11

The Swedish National Tax Agency has rejected Sofia Englundh's request to change her name to Sofia "Dark Knight". The 19 year-old says she is devastated. "I love the film and the actors, Christian Bale and Heath Ledger. Also I don't have a middle name and thought it might be nice. I can understand if it is offensive, but this is just the name of a film. What's the problem?"

The President Obama Chia Pet is selling out on the Internet. The $20 Chia Obama Handmade Decorative Planter is currently available for pre-order on Amazon.com. Just like the original Chia pet, one spreads seeds over a likeness of Barack Obama before 'green hair' starts growing on his head. The Chia Obama Handmade Decorative Planter officially hits stores on April 1st. (Possible April Fools Joke?)

A South Carolina man was recently tanning when his bed burst into flames. He was able to escape unharmed, but the strip mall was evacuated while firefighters spent over an hour battling the blaze

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