Monday, March 9, 2009

What the Hell Theatre - 3/9

A Peoria, Illinois McDonald's employee was recently assaulted with a McGriddle sandwich. The unidentified suspect became irate because his McGriddle sandwich didn't have an egg in it. He threw his sandwich in the employee's face after the driver of the vehicle behind him honked at him to move. Cops are still looking for the suspect.

A Milwaukee woman says people never believe her when she tells them her name is Marijuana Pepsi Jackson. The 37 year-old is a motorcycle-riding schoolteacher with a master's degree in higher education. Sawyer's mother, Maggie Johnson, picked her name because she and her husband at the time were hippies and enjoying smoking weed and drinking Pepsi

The Carroll Township, Pennsylvania police recently charged John H. McHenry III with a DUI after they found him asleep at the wheel, with his foot on the brake, and a beer in the console next to him. Sgt. David Smith says he had to yell at Henry to wake him up because he slept through six red lights.

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