Wednesday, March 25, 2009

What the Hell Theatre - 3/25

Kylene Nelson is in trouble for teaching while drunk. The 42 year-old Tampa-area language arts teacher had a blood alcohol level of 0.26 when she began dancing and grinding on her kids. One student said Nelson lost her pants before saying, 'If you don't dance with me, you guys all fail.' "We told her, 'Miss Nelson, please pull up your pants', and she did, but then they fell down again and she held them there." Nelson eventually fled before cops found her passed out at a nearby community center.

Helen Sun was recently arrested for handcuffing herself to her husband. The 37 year-old cuffed herself to him as he slept before biting him on his torso and arms as he phoned for help. Robert Drawbough begged for Connecticut police officers to free him and says in the past, his wife hired private investigators to follow him. The two are divorcing after 8 years of marriage. Sun says she cuffed herself to her husband because she wanted to try and reconcile with him.


Yvonne Pampellonne was recently arrested for stealing breast implants. The 30 year-old stole someone else's identity to get a credit card, which she then used to pay for liposuction and breast implants. She missed her follow-up appointments and fled before employees at L.A.'s Pacific Center For Plastic Surgery were able to identify her from a photograph line-up. Yvonne has been charged with commercial burglary, grand theft and identity theft.

Penelope Jordan was recently arrested for collecting her dead mother's Social Security checks. She told the Sebastian, Florida police she stored her mother's mummified remains in a spare bedroom because she couldn’t afford burial expenses. The government estimates that Penelope has illegally cashed over $60,000 since her mother died in 2003.

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