Monday, March 23, 2009

What the Hell Theatre - 3/23

The San Francisco Chronicle reports that over the past year, the number of women applying to work at strip clubs has doubled because of the recession. Many of the ladies are out of work college grads or single mothers. Even though strip club business is down by 30% many establishments are still operating with a profit margin of 50%.

A Japanese astronaut is testing a new state-of-the-art underwear that can be worn for seven straight days aboard the International Space Station. Koichi Wakata says the underwear, which was developed by Japanese researchers, are fire-resistant and made of antibacterial polymers that absorb sweat and provide insulation. Astronauts normally change their underwear every three days.

The Orlando, Florida police arrested Christopher Brown this past weekend for assautling a police horse. Officers were clearing a crowd when Brown and his friends refused to move. He shoved an officer and then elbowed the horse, known as Officer Peanut. Brown was preparing to punch another horse in the face when cops tackled and shackled him before hauling him off to jail on two counts of battering a law-enforcement officer.

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