Monday, March 16, 2009

What the Hell Theatre - 3/16

A 24 year-old Bryant, Arkansas woman was recently arrested for slipping some tranquilizers into her boss's coffee. She told officers she did it because she felt "he needed to chill out." Veterinarian John Duckett called for help after downing the java last Tuesday morning.

A Malaysian man recently shot his neighbor after mistaking her for a monkey. The unidentified shooter told police he had just arrived home from work when he saw a wild 'monkey' picking fruit from his tree. He grabbed his gun and unloaded on the woman, who was shot several times in the stomach. She was rushed to the hospital where she is still recovering. If convicted, the homeowner faces 2 years in prison.

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