Tuesday, July 14, 2009

What the Hell Theatre - 7/14

Jose F. Notario was recently arrested for crashing a wedding at the Seneca Niagara Casino & Hotel. The 36 year-old was drunk when he entered the reception and began flirting with a woman. He then punched a man, who tried to confront him and fought with others before the Niagara Falls police charged him with third-degree assault and second-degree harassment. After his arrest, Notario told police he mistook the wedding reception for a nightclub because he was drunk.

The Indiana police recently charged Jody Lovekin with a DUI for driving a golf cart while drunk. Cops stopped him after they clocked him going 16 mph on the side of the road. Lovekin had a .15 percent blood alcohol level. If convicted, he may spend time in prison because he's had a prior drunk-driving conviction within the past five years.

Barry Kenny was recently found not guilty of indecent exposure thanks to a lizard tattoo on his penis. A London train operator claimed the 28 year-old was drunk when he flashed her. When asked if he had any "distinguishing marks" the woman said, "No." Barry then revealed that he has a lizard tattoo on his penis. Before being reminded he was under oath Barry had wanted to claim the tattoo was seven inches long instead of two.

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