Wednesday, July 29, 2009

What the Hell Theatre - 7/29

Keith Cullen and Paul Wiggins were recently arrested after they passed out in a liquor store after robbing it. The Londoners decided to celebrate their $1,000 heist by downing their favorite drinks. They quickly passed out and were apprehended the next morning when the store owner found them asleep. A closed circuit television recorded the entire theft

The East Palo Alto, California 911 system was recently jammed with callers who saw a man hanging by the neck next to the Four Seasons Hotel. The "victim" turned out to be a fire department mannequin that trainees were using as part of a rope rescue. The firefighters were lowering team members down the building's facade to save the fallen 'window washer'.

A 33 year-old Destin, Florida man was recently arrested for inhaling 28 cans of whipped cream. A Wal-Mart loss prevention officer called the police after he saw the suspect opening the the seven-ounce cans of whip cream. Each can contained nitrous oxide, or laughing gas. When inhaled it "induces a condition of intoxication."

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