Monday, July 6, 2009

What the Hell Theatre - 7/6

Jeffrey Salery is expected to have extra jail time tacked on to his sentence for attacking another inmate who insulted Michael Jackson. The 50 year-old broke his victim's jaw after the man “disrespected Michael Jackson.” The injured inmate, whose name was not released, was taken to a Modesto, California hospital. Salery is expected to be charged with assault and battery.

Richard Harvey Warren was recently arrested for the 150th time. The Largo, Florida police busted the 50 year-old for trying to walk out of the Sunshine Food Mart with a $2.99 pack of bologna in his pants. A clerk called for help after he was unable to stop Warren from leaving the store.

An Elgin, Illinois cabbie is alive today because of his deodorant. The 51 year-old recently picked up a passenger, who whipped out a knife and held it to his throat. The cabbie didn't have any mace, but did spray his attacker in the face with a can of aerosol deodorant. The man dropped his knife before fleeing.

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