Friday, July 31, 2009

What the Hell Theatre - 7/31

New York's famed Waldorf Astoria recently served a steak with a side of tampons. A German tourist chewed the feminine product before running to the bathroom and vomiting. Hospital tests showed that Axel Sanz-Claus ate a used tampon. He has been tested for HIV and hepatitis.

Scott Kurico recently drove his truck into a swimming pool. The 46 year-old Aloha, Oregon man was cruising through an apartment complex parking lot when he spilled hot coffee on himself. He accidentally hit the accelerator, nailed a parked car, crashed through a fence and careened into a swimming pool. No one was hurt in the crash

A London teacher is in trouble for accidentally showing a home porn to a group of 9 year-olds. The X-rated film ended up on the school laptop after the teacher took it home for the weekend. She forgot to erase her escapades and traumatized some of her students. One parent says, "My child came home from school distraught. I shouldn't have to explain the birds and the bees to a nine year old."

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