Tuesday, April 14, 2009

What the Hell Theatre - 4/14

Comcast Philadelphia is apologizing to viewers for airing a Girls Gone Wild commercial during a live telecast of the Vatican's Good Friday Mass. The ad aired inadvertently due to a test of the Emergency Alert System. GGW CEO Joe Francis says he's received a record spike in sales as a result of the blunder. “We may have tapped into a whole new market. It seems that many of the same people interested in the Pope’s message are also interested in ours. I was happy to have shared an audience with the Pope."

Artyom Sidorkin is recovering from having a 5-centimeter tall spruce removed from his lung. Russian doctors thought the 29 year-old had cancer because he was complaining of extreme chest pain and was coughing up blood. They were stunned when they opened him up and saw the tree. The surgeons suspect Sidorkin inhaled a seed that later sprouted inside his body.


Two women recently brawled at a Philadelphia Chuck E Cheese restaurant. A child was hurt when one woman threw a salt and pepper shaker at the other before she responded by throwing a chair.

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