Monday, April 27, 2009

What the Hell Theatre - 4/27

A Saanich, British Columbia couple was recently arrested for having sex in a garbage dumpster. Officers were called to a parking lot after loud banging was heard coming from the bin. The lead officer called out to the dumpster, but no one responded. When he looked inside, he saw the couple intertwined and ignoring his presence.

The police in Clay and Duval County, Florida are looking for a man, who's been posing as a district manager for McDonald's, Wendy's, Burger King and Subway. The unknown scam artist calls restaurants, identifies himself as the owner, and has cash delivered to him. Not one employee questioned the man's authority until recently.

84-year-old Ted Mazetier recently used a groin kick to fend off two would-be carjackers. The Tacoma native stopped to help the stranded men one of them punched him and demanded his keys. Ted kicked the man in the groin and the other in the stomach before they fled. He'll be 85 in June.

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