Wednesday, April 22, 2009

What the Hell Theatre - 4/22

A 52 year-old Akron, Ohio stripper is recovering from being attacked by another dancer. Jo Ellen Nolan was changing in the basement of the strip club when her attacker snuck up and bashed her with a stiletto shoe. She was upset that she had been hired and said, 'We don't need any more dancers around here.' The victim needed seven staples to close her head wound.

The Palm City, Florida police recently arrested Derick A. Culberson for filing a false police report, The 22 year-old claimed that two armed men robbed him of his GPS unit and some money last Friday. Cops found him bound and sitting by his truck. After scouring the area they found plastic zip ties in Culberson's truck and inconsistencies in his story. He eventually acknowledged making up the entire incident “in an attempt to make his girlfriend feel bad for leaving him.”

Nadia Williams recently slept through a carjacking. The 19 year-old Coconut Grove, Floridian was passed out in the back of her boyfriend's 2000 Chevy Tahoe when he pulled over to go to the bathroom. When he got out of the car, an armed man forced him to the ground and stole his car keys. The carjacker sped off with Williams sleeping in the back seat. Cops found her still asleep when they recovered the SUV.

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