What the Hell Theatre - 4/21
Mario Visnjic is recovering from injuring his manhood. The 25 year-old had been skinnydipping on a Croatian beach when he returned to his lawn chair and fell asleep. When he woke up he yelled for help because his testicles had become stuck inside the chair's wooden slats. A beach attendant freed Mario by sawing the chair in half.
Daniel Duran's manhood was recently burned. The Houston thief had just robbed a Wachovia Bank when several dye packs exploded in his pants. He was taken to an area hospital with second degree burns to his genitals. No weapon was ever found.
Mario Visnjic is recovering from injuring his manhood. The 25 year-old had been skinnydipping on a Croatian beach when he returned to his lawn chair and fell asleep. When he woke up he yelled for help because his testicles had become stuck inside the chair's wooden slats. A beach attendant freed Mario by sawing the chair in half.
Daniel Duran's manhood was recently burned. The Houston thief had just robbed a Wachovia Bank when several dye packs exploded in his pants. He was taken to an area hospital with second degree burns to his genitals. No weapon was ever found.
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