Friday, May 1, 2009

What the Hell Theatre - 5/1

Two tourists recently had sex on the front lawn of the Windsor Castle. The unidentified lovers ignored other tourists and made love for 15 minutes before the police arrived and charged them with outraging public decency. It is not known if the Queen of England was home at the time of the incident.

The Stroudsburg, Pennsylvania police recently arrested two sisters for selling heroin. The 65 and 70 year old women had been dealing out of their suburban home for six months. Each was making $10,000 a week and being supplied by a 28-year-old Allentown man

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