Tuesday, May 19, 2009

What the Hell Theatre - 5/19

Allen Ferry is ok after smashing his Cadillac into a mailbox, a street sign and a utility pole. The 45 year-old Erie, PA man was on his way home when he lost control of his car because he was swatting at a spider. He was not injured, but was cited for the crash.

The Springfield, Ohio police recently arrested Danica Wallace and Jeremy Welch for having sex in their car in front of their two small children. Cops found them on the side of the road with their pants off. Welch, who was "extremely intoxicated," told the officers, "We got horny and just wanted to f***!!" Wallace was charged with drunk driving, child endangerment, and possession of drug paraphernalia. Welch was charged with public indecency.

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