Friday, May 8, 2009

What the Hell Theatre - 5/11

The Chicago and Aurora, Illinois police are looking for two women who have been going door to door offering to perform Swine Flu tests. The $3 swab exams are fake. The University of Illinois-Chicago and other universities are banning handshakes from graduation ceremonies. The move is expected to reduce the outbreak of the Swine Flu.

Dairus Dugger is suing Burger King for failing to remove the pickles from a burger he bought two years ago. He wants $100,000 because the onions, pickles and tomatoes caused a 'severe allergic reaction' that forced him to miss work and resulted in large medical bills.

A groom from Chongqing, China almost missed his wedding after getting stuck in an elevator in his bride's apartment building. He was on his way to pick her up when he stuck. She and her family left for the chutrch and thought he had bailed on her until he came running in at the last minute.

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