Thursday, May 28, 2009

What the Hell Theatre - 5/28

An instructor from the Connecticut Police Academy was recently arrested for biting a co-worker. Francis Woodruff upset Rochelle Wyler when he called her a clerk. She responded by saying, "Whatever Woody, bite me." Woodruff then bit her left arm before she was able to pull away.

Four fifth-graders from Wisconsin's Tullar Elementary School recently won the Wisconsin Stock Market Game by turning $100,000 of hypothetical money into more than $203,000. Annie Czech, Bailey Morton, Jen Sagehorn and Sam Weiler invested exclusively in 15 financial stocks, of which 13 proved profitable. Morgan says, "It felt amazing. It felt like I was getting a quick sugar rush." The students doubled their money in less than 10 weeks.

A 17 year-old Medford, Oregon boy was recently arrested for breaking and entering. The unidentified teen snuck out of his house before using a car jack to hoist open a neighbor's garage door. As he was sliding under the door it fell and pinned him against the ground. His mother called 911 after she discovered he was missing. Firefighters had to break into the house to get to the garage door opener.

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