Monday, May 4, 2009

What the Hell Theatre - 5/4

A Peoria, Illinois bus monitor is in trouble for Duct Taping two students. The unidentified fourth graders were riding home on a charter bus when they refused to lower their voices. Bus monitor Mitchell Clack placed tape over their mouths and necks before being arrested on two counts of battery and two counts of disorderly conduct.

Walworth County, Wisconsin Corrections Officer Sgt. Howard Sawyers recently won the world's cop doughnut eating championship. The 3-time champ set a new record by downing 17 doughnuts in three minutes.

A Florida corrections officer was fired on Take Our Daughters and Sons to Work Day for tasing a group of children. Sgt. Walter Schmidt, who worked at the Franklin Correctional Institution in Carrabelle, wanted to give the kids an idea of what their parents do, so he took out the taser and zapped them with 50,000 volts of electricity. All screamed as one was taken to the hospital for treatment.


The Arvada, Colorado police recently cited Brian Drone for riding an animal under the influence. He received a $25 ticket before a stable owner eventually offered him and his horse a ride home.

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